Ok, so I just have to do this because I feel so bad about the whole thing. To Joe and Anna, your wedding rocked. Josh and I (ok, well, mostly me because I'm incurably neurotic) feel really bad about puking at your post-ceremony festivities. I'm quite embarrassed because it was out of character for both of us. To everyone else, thanks for holding our figurative and literal hair back. To Joe's parents (who don't even read this, I know), we really appreciated the ride home and we're so sorry for imposing on you. We'd thought everyone's hotel was right down the street within walking distance (floors to crash on). Anyway, we're big dummies who can't plan ahead and should've stayed away from the Irish car bombs.
Let me summarize:
First we were like :barf: :barf:
Then we were like
And everyone else was probably like
And me, I'm looking like
while Josh is like
So we're sorry and hope now everyone's like

